Major ViralUrl Fails (Stop Embarassing Yourself)
Major Fail - Dont let it happen to your ViralUrl account
If you look over your spam box at anytime, you’ll see the funniest and weirdest collection of email subject lines. Everybody knows that people that send spam are usually not nobel-level writers. Sometimes, they barely know English.
Unfortunately, some of those people end up using ViralUrl – and as you can imagine, their results are worst than the results of a George W. Bush “improv” speech.
I’ve written before about a quick ViralUrl checklist to prevent your emails from ending up here, but people just dont seem to get it.
(If you know somebody that definitely needs some advice, send them over here – we’ll get them straight)
ViralUrl FAIL #1
Subject Line: RESPONSE REQUIRED: Activate Your Subscription
Email body:
###########################################
To claim yourfree subscription simply visit
http://Click-Here-Now.To/Activate.html###########################################
Do I even dare analyze this and explain why it’s a major fail? No, if this person is LAZY enough to not even write a full paragraph on the email, I refuse to give it any more attention.
ViralUrl Fail #2
Subject Line: “FIRSTNAME!, Wesley here…”
This person can’t even get the headline straight – and why would I open an email with this subject line?
But he managed to do worse on the email body. My comments are marked () below:
Hi !FIRSTNAME!, Wesley here… (AGAIN…!)
Another friend of mine just told me about this cool
online tool, you have to see it…It’s an all in one tool that will help us to protect
our commissions, build our list and instantly automates
our income on autopilot. (How does someone automates something on autopilot?)And the best… it’s free!
What they offer sounds really great and I would
recommend that you get your hands on it yourself… (I’m no English teacher, but this sentence hurts…)http://viralurl.com/wsamuel
Let me know what you think about it.Your friend,
Wesley
PS: I am not sure if the number of members they allow
access to the system is limited or they just limit
the number of people that get access for free…
anyway, I took right away advantage of their offer
and recommend you do so too…http://viralurl.com/wsamuel
So our friend WSAMUEL made some mistakes on his email – it’s no bid deal, everybody has a learning curve. But do you know what his REALLY BIG mistake was?
He’s promoting ViralUrl to its members. You read it right – he blasted VU members about a great new service he found called …. Can you guess?
I’m supposed to explain ways that you can avoid these mistakes, but I wont. There’s nothing to be said about fails like those that would make them right.
Folks – I try my best to put out great quality content here so you DONT go through this embarrassment. VU is a great tool, but you need to have a brain to make it work.
If you feel like you brain does work, click here and sign up today.
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